I have always been a remarkably well little girl. I never have a runny nose and have had only two ear infections. I have never thrown-up (Mommy says I should knock on wood) and, until this week, never had a cough. It lasts about five minutes, twice-a-day. Mommy called the doctor and felt like a nutty mom.
Nurse: Is it keeping her up at night?
Nurse: Is she running fever?
Nurse: Does she seem irritable?
Mommy: Yes, but her usual amount
Nurse: We don't need to see her.
Mommy: Thanks for your time...sorry to bother you...